No one wants to cut into a vagina cake at a baby shower. I repeat, no one wants to cut into a vagina cake at a baby shower. Even if it is molded from the most exquisite fondant and has a cute little baby popping out of it. Someone obviously put a lot of time into these vaginas. Realistic doll-heads are the creepiest. Realistic doll heads emerging from glazed strawberries just ruined my favorite flavor of cheesecake for me forever.
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By Bwog Staff on Feb 12, 0 Comments. Originally, the 2girls who brought you the best cheesecake in Morningside Heights were going to jointly write this post, but 1girl got overwhelmed and had to go. This review is instead brought to you by the other girl. Competitors arrived in all shapes and sizes, just like our bodies and body parts, but especially our erotic body parts. This point of bodily and phallic diversity is not lost upon those with interest and skill in the culinary arts. Notable was the entry of a female duo, who, in using various fondants, constructed elaborate vaginas upon yellow cake in many colors, sizes, and shapes. As one of the young women pointed out, because real vaginas are not like those in porn. If only everyone could be so eloquent. Yet monstrosities like some of the following penises arrived anyway, and some were tasted.
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Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Welcome to Arbuckleandcrumb. We regret that we are unable to provide cakes shaped like penises for bachelor parties, because we believe that marriage is a sacred bond between a penis cake and a vagina cake. Just that you have fun! And that at no time may any part of our cakes be eaten by someone of the same sex as the genitals depicted on the cake. Of course.
Snatch, hooey, hoo-ha, cooter, box, fur burger, honey pot, vagoo, or whatever you wanna call it. Are you offended by this topic? Sorry, I cunt hear you. Vajayjays come in all different shapes, colors, and sizes, so here is your chance to be creative. The main components of the outer female anatomy are the labia, a. Arrange the inner choco-lips around the V-hole, planting them firmly into the buttercream frosting. No fornicake is truly complete without a little edible cum. Here is one recipe that is particular sweet and liquidy.
